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'make every single situation about sex, it's attractive and in no way exhausting and offputting' and also like what the fuck does he even mean by syrup. where do people get this idea that semen is a nice taste that people enjoy. way to ruin those hypothetical future waffles, guy. great going. brunch is ruined.
Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
Yea it’s cool it’s just like I wish I was even capable of kicking myself up the arse u no?
oh right! yeah you’ve probs just gotta find what motivates you. (i respond well to acerbic orders from myself, but gentle encouragement from others)
hey why sad no
just gotta leave myself slightly abusive messages on my blog to give myself a tiny boot up the arse
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