Pissed off that you’re too evolved to be a hairy ape.
today i am going to grill some salmon, boil some potatoes and do whatever it is you do to asparagus to make it cooked
and that is what i am going to eat
things i always forget until it’s already too late
- drinking alcohol makes everything worse. always.
- smoking makes me anxious.
- drugs. no.
- caffeine either has no effect or makes me so wired i think i’m invincible
i need to stop drinking and smoking and doing drugs and just drink coffee forever, probably.
“For the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been wearing something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years now and I’ve been under the radar.”- Doug Jones
HE WAS ALL THESE GUYS??? PAN AND ThE GENTLEMEN AND FRICKING ABE SAPIEN???
i only knew him as roger north wow wowowowowowowow i’m in love
i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold
i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals
Do you see present day reptiles doing any of that
i guess not but present day dinosaurs do it all the time so i figured it was a safe bet that some of the extinct ones might have
Kristen Stewart fangirling over Jenny Lewis
what if the only thing that scares you is clowns and you have to do a clown
nah it’s a specific joke for me? i’m scared of pretty much everything (i believe the term is neurotic), so i actually do something every day that scares me. in a non-sexing-that-thing kind of way, usually.
though having sex with a clown is two huge fears right there. maybe one day.
I WILL BE AS HARSH AS TRUTH
AS UNCOMPROMISING AS JUSTICE
ON THIS SUBJECT I DO NOT WISH TO THINK, OR SPEAK, OR WRITE, WITH MODERATION
I AM IN EARNEST
I WILL NOT EQUIVOCATE
I WILL NOT EXCUSE
AND I WILL NOT RETREAT A SINGLE INCH