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[nickering seductively]

you eat a weird bug and don't even care.
Sep 20 '14
the-goddamazon:

drickimaraj:

popcrimes:


"The queen of rap, slayin’ with Queen Bey"

Nicki and Beyonce off to conquer Rome or something.

^^^

Heroes.

the-goddamazon:

drickimaraj:

popcrimes:

"The queen of rap, slayin’ with Queen Bey"

Nicki and Beyonce off to conquer Rome or something.

^^^

Heroes.

Sep 20 '14
my true form revealed

my true form revealed

Sep 20 '14

coolghost:

coolghost:

coffee bag review: Its Coffee

what the fuck is happening

for more relatable webcontent follow coolghost.tumblr.com

Sep 20 '14

audreyhepburncomplex:

oldsmokeys1947 LIFE Magazine fashion feature. Photos by Nina Leen.

Sep 20 '14
Sep 20 '14

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
Sep 20 '14
red-lipstick:

Keaton Henson (b. 1988, London, UK) - from book Gloaming      Drawings

red-lipstick:

Keaton Henson (b. 1988, London, UK) - from book Gloaming      Drawings

Sep 20 '14

zayndehaan:

marvel movies that need to be made, stat.

Sep 20 '14
m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

(Source: 4gifs)

Sep 19 '14

mirandaharmony:

Wishful thinking!

Sep 19 '14
bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking: ‘The Story of Everything’ Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking: ‘The Story of Everything’

Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

Sep 19 '14

abadeers:

this is fucking terrifying

this is not the scotland we want

Sep 19 '14
Sep 19 '14
Sep 19 '14

Baalzebul

outofcontextdnd:

Bard: Am I allowed to seduce the basil demon?

DM: I’m not letting you roll for that.

Bard: So. Basil. You busy later?

(later)

Bard: That lead paladin guy from the Silver Flames. Am I allowed to seduce him?

DM: He’s taken a vow of celibacy and-

Bard: So. Paladin. You busy later?