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[nickering seductively]

you eat a weird bug and don't even care.
Jul 31 '14

straightwhiteboystexting:

'make every single situation about sex, it's attractive and in no way exhausting and offputting' and also like what the fuck does he even mean by syrup. where do people get this idea that semen is a nice taste that people enjoy. way to ruin those hypothetical future waffles, guy. great going. brunch is ruined.

Jul 31 '14

crystalfemmes:

new items in the store!!!! melonjelly.storenvy.com!!!! super cheap super cool!!!!!

Jul 31 '14
Jul 31 '14

rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

Jul 31 '14

*snoop dogg voice* wear plaid everyday

Jul 31 '14

ghost-ray-and-gavin:

burnieburnsies:

Gavin Free noises the British National Anthem

this has made my fucking year

Jul 31 '14
Jul 31 '14

faeddel-bird:

t-ardigrades:

gallowshumorrandom:

vanconcastiel:

assstiel:

religiousmother:

casadelanime:

this video has been on the net since october 2009, nearly 5 years, and i can count on one hand the number of times i’ve been able to sit through the whole thing

IM PUKING

Satuday Night Game: invite your friends. Play the video. See who lasts longer without cringing. Winner gets FOAAAAM XDD RAWr

That was the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen.

Never heard of this video…. Curiosity killed the cat… I’m the fucking cat.

The saying goes “curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.”

But there is no satisfaction to be found here.

what the fuck did i just watch

84 dollars and WHY

Jul 30 '14
siddharthasmama:

christoddwhite:

How I feel about this #ExodusMovie

yes please

siddharthasmama:

christoddwhite:

How I feel about this #ExodusMovie

yes please

Jul 30 '14

edgy bloggers damn like

shut up

Jul 30 '14
Yea it’s cool it’s just like I wish I was even capable of kicking myself up the arse u no?

oh right! yeah you’ve probs just gotta find what motivates you. (i respond well to acerbic orders from myself, but gentle encouragement from others)

Jul 30 '14
:((((

hey why sad no

just gotta leave myself slightly abusive messages on my blog to give myself a tiny boot up the arse

Jul 30 '14
playstationpersuasion:

The GayStation isn’t just an old joke, it’s a real #PS4 model.

playstationpersuasion:

The GayStation isn’t just an old joke, it’s a real #PS4 model.

Jul 30 '14

you wanna be a writer?

start fucking writing

Jul 30 '14
Ankles

matthewlewisstephenmusic:

check out “Ankles”, a cool new bassy song i made today. ive been listening to the FKA twigs album if youre wondering.