there needs to be a fallout-style game based in england. i would play the hell out of that game. i was just wondering what post-apocalyptic england would be like, and i have decided it would be awesome. come on game developers. need to explore london after everyone’s deeeaaaaddddd
great googly moogly
urban dictionary is a fantasic resource. i reckon 90% of the words and phrases on there never get used. Dracula sneeze: holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into your elbow. hetereoflexible: I’m straight but shit happens. facebook fever: The uncontrollable urge to check one’s facebook every time one comes in...
hello again tumblr
i’m not a huge fan of reading text posts, because i have the tiniest attention span imaginable. so why i persist in writing them is beyond me. well actually, it isn’t. i know exactly why i write them. IT’S BECAUSE I’M SELFCENTRED. haha, blogosphere, gotya. feel free to not read on. so today’s been neato. college an’ shit. then i came home and had cottage pie...
caffeine, my love
i am currently on 1 litre of dr pepper and two cups of tea a day, as well as the occasional cup of coffee and cola. i am probably going to die of a heart attack. i really don’t know what i’d be like without caffeine, simply because i’ve not really tried. i just can’t imagine everything being okay if i never had tea or dr. pepper ever again. or pepsi. or coffee. D:
cracked.com, i love you, but you're scaring me →
7 most unintentionally creepy places on the internet. *shudder*
hello new followers :) i do not know where you came from, but i am sure glad you stopped by. by the way you are looking great today! is that a new haircut because your hair is looking fabulous.
you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
Little girls, this seems to say, Never stop upon your way. Never trust a stranger-friend; No one knows how it will end. As you’re pretty, so be wise; Wolves may lurk in every guise. Handsome they may be, and kind, Gay, or charming never mind! Now, as then, ‘tis simple truth— Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth! bejeebus perrault, you didn’t half...
omfg new text post lololol
hi tumblr. basically i’m a shite blogger. it’s all reblogs. i have like 20 followers though, and you all know me, so no big. any events in my life, you probably already know about. but whatever, i’m bored and kinda hyper thanks to most of a giant box of nerds and two bottles of dr. pepper, so i’m going to RECAP. i am at uni now! hello! i share my flat with four other...
okay not fair
my character in fable was low on health and all i had was a bottle of the gangreen fairy (a very strong alcohol). so i got her to drink it and now she’s drunk and there are balverines and i can’t get her to fight because she’s throwing up. it’s bloody hilarious.
the cactus where your heart should be has lovely little flowers. so though it’s always pricking me, my ardour never sours. the cactus where your heart once was, has power to rend and flay. i stick because i’m stuck because i just can’t tear myself away.
i want more clothes. nice ones :( thing is though, i don’t really know what exactly i want. also i don’t have very much money. what to do what to do…
i bloody love fable 2
it’s the little things, you know? like Swarthy Revenge Indigo Dye - This is indigo of the rare Montoya genus. You have crushed its flowers, prepare to die. <3
joining my tumblr back to my facebook because i can. enjoy this pointless posts, fuckerrrrrs
cracked.com, taking my mind off the paiiiin of it... →
i think it’s pretty cool that i knew about all these animals before
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a...
buttonstomper: tessamack: candyviolence: motivationalsong: kylemillerrocks: batman-superman-folife: It’s a really cool number. You’ve probably never heard of it. The demo of this joke was better hey, i have this joke on vinyl, we can go listen to it in my room if you want. I heard this joke before it was even on vinyl, and now it’s so overrated. Lightbulbs are so overrated. I...