can actually fuck off now! hooray! see you in 2011, you beautiful people.
k so. last night i was getting make-up tips from zooey deschanel. and robert sheehan kept flirting with me. AND I KEPT TURNING HIM DOWN. not even in a coy way. in an honest “sorry i’m just really not interested in you” kind of way. i think i must have been insane. i don’t normally dream about celebrities. what can it mean. not that i actually think there is any meaning in...
leo, what are you doing?
making chocolate pudding staring at a computer screen. it’s 4 o’clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding still up? because i’ve lost control of my life.
it's a quarter to three
am and all i really want is to make a clock.
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by Snoopy
Part I It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up. Part II A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the tattered shawl had not sold a violet all day. At that very...
so i just realised pretty much everyone on tumblr is younger than me. when did i get so old?
tommphilip replied to your post: electricbeige replied to your post: can you ever… I respectfully disagree. Not religious in the slightest but I’ve never seen my celebration of Christmas/Easter/Pancake Day or whatever as an intrusion. It’s not so much a part of religion as it is a part of Western culture now, presents regardless. it’s not so much an intrusion as a usurpation...
electricbeige replied to your post: can you ever be too old for christmas? What do you mean you’re not strictly christian. You dont tick a single box that would class you as a christian you odd seasonally psudo-religious ayeaye first off, thanks for the ayeaye remark, always a pleasure to have you on the show. secondly. i celebrate christmas and easter and pancake day. it’s always seemed...
i fucking love tavros. and karkat. and vriska. but mostly karkat. and eridan. and also tavros again. and dave strider. such a badman.
can you ever be too old for christmas?
the answer is no, faggots. christmas is for everyone. even non-christians. whether they like it or not. we WILL force our holidays on them, and you know what? they’ll secretly love it. bigotry aside, i’m not strictly a christian, and i always feel a bit bad for celebrating the birth of a man i don’t actually believe in, but i then think “would i mind if millions of people...
BEEN CHRISTMAS SEVEN MINUTES ALREADY
AND I’M NOT IN BED! HAHAHAHAH MOFUCKING EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS LIKE WOAH GOING TO BED SO SANTA DON’T SEE ME NOT SLEEPING AND GET THE WRONG IDEA
need to read more!
i keep bloody reading pratchett, and although he is ohso good, there are so many other authors out there. i need to read more: waugh wilde fry gaiman irving. i also need to read the count of monte cristo, the great gatsby, the sandman aaaaand probably some others but this is literally off the top of my head. humhum.
longpost as promised
gutted personal post about personal things! my weekend was fantastic. josh came over and we hung out. was just like old times, only without the kissing et cetera. it was really neat - he’s a great friend and really fun and talented etc etc blah blah boring bumkissing nonsense really he’s a faggot and my arm still hurts. we fought quite a bit - physically, not arguments. he still...
love everyone be prepared for a long ass post i posted in textedit until my internet was boss enough to take it. love you
just ripped my toenail off. accidentally on purpose. yup, just another one of my crazy adventures.
New tumblr game!
brodyquest: Message me with your credit card number and the last three digits on the back of your card and I’ll make a post with what I bought and only you will know it’s you~~~~~~~x~x~xxxxxx*** sounds like fun!
and it’s your ruddy fault. whoever you may be. been so angry all day and all the events that are currently taking place are doing nothing to enhance my mood. need some cheering up. or maybe a slap. really not sure. probably both. a good firm slap followed by a joke. or maybe a joke where the punchline is me getting hit in the face. what’d be really great actually, would be a long,...
THE HOMESTUCK CALENDAR IS SO AWESOME
doctorscience: cuttlefishculler: NOT EVEN JOKING IT IS HERE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN’T SEEN IT MARCH WHAT THE FUCK why so cute, december? and april d’awww.