also the hangover is not a classic movie
this game is infuriating and addictive castaway is one word godamnit ONE WORD
if i were going to start a borderline-creepy...
largeautomobile: it’d probably be “fuckyeahfinnsopinions” i would follow this blog even though i already follow finn i mean seriously
i'm sorry, did you say elder scrolls V?
i didn’t hear you i was squealing with glee too hard fucking skyrim i can’t believe i haven’t posted about this yet i am so excited, i even spent MONEY on a MAGAZINE just because it said it had exclusive information ugguuuuu~~ there are going to be DRAGONS and in fact DRAGONS are a major part of the PLOT and there are GREYBEARDS on the MOUNTAIN and also it looks BEAUTIFUL...
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ.oO(hail satan)
blunttheking: (I’m a bear)>ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ.oO(as long as they believe i’m a bear my son is safe) i never want this post to make more sense than it does right now.
there is so much twin peaks on my dash
tumblr could not be any better right now i love you coop, your face never gets old so in other news i smell like trash and my new glasses came today. they’re too big. immensely disheartening. so much work i need to do, i’m hoping i can get a lot of it done tomorrow because as if i’m actually going to do anything right now. scriptwriting can still go to hell. so this past...
pop quiz later this evening
so rabbits aren’t rodents i’ve known this for a while of course, because i’m brilliant and intellectual and such, but i bet i just blew your mind, right? of course not because that’s a useless bit of information that no-one outside the realm of taxonomy really needs to know. more useless info coming up. they’re actually “lagomorphs”, which means...
if i wrote a teen angst musical
would anyone fund me? i have great ideas for songs such as: “i want to go back to primary school (where my woes were as big as the classroom hamster)” “no-one knows my troubles but me” “if i died tomorrow, who would even care?” and my personal favourite: “aggro aggro allegro”, a fast paced song about stupid parents who won’t give our...
well that went well
i was trying to open a tin of corned beef for some lunch time sandwich time miscalculated how to open it and now half the things in the kitchen are covered in my blood. it’s okay just lots of little cuts to my hands, but they kinda bleed a lot for such tiny cuts. there’s one on my pinky, three on my thumb, one on my index finger and three on my palm. the blood is ferociously red. like...
a bluh bluh bloo
scriptwriting is stupid none of these characters seem real how can i ever be rich and famous and brilliant and talented if i can’t even write the script for a 5 minute drama? hoooowwww?
HOW DO I LIIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE
WITHOUT YOOOOOUUUUUUUU geez that sleep went well as in i decided to go make some tea and help dad with dinner and not sleep at all so i don’t feel rested and my eyes are sore and i’m feeling irritable but actually considering the shitstorm that went down yesterday i’m pretty upbeat so i guess that’s okay just breathe
gee it’s late going to bed k bye so fucking tired mentally drained i guess oh and i hit 50 followers today. that’s pretty cool, thank you <3
I want to smack my past self so badly.
oh god always a smack right in the mouth dumb bitch
aw fuck off
writers of homestuck music stop you are making me rock out it’s really difficult to write serious, potentially game-changing emails when i’m grinning like an idiot i am supposed to be sad and serious and reminiscing and stuff instead i am having a motherfucking DANCE PARTY all by myself in my room jebus who even NEEDS drogs to be this high?!?!?!??
too much fucking sad today
reading too much about suicide there was that program this morning about the holocaust watching brooker rant and rave about how we’re all going to die alone and that love is a lie created by television in order to make us buy things and fucking libya i can’t even say anything about libya i don’t fucking know anything what even is humanity anymore
joy division - she’s lost control joy...
see now it SAYS population 51, 201
but there have been an awful lot of deaths.
12-pack started following you fabulous!
so just as i posted that last post
new update! seriously hussie is amazing. he has taken the black comedy in the webcomic to new unforeseen heights whatever issues i was alluding to in the previous post ain’t got shit on this update.
shaking and crying
hum. so. whiny post? or shall i pretend it’s about the latest homestuck update? kanpire! vanaya! hopy shit seriously that crap is off the waaaallllll
i think i can feel my teeth rotting
OKAY DAD WE GET IT
krabsnack: YES WE HAVE A LOT OF LEMONS BUT I AM NOT GOING TO EAT THEM EVEN IF YOU MAKE LEMONAID, LEMON CAKE, LEMON COOKIES, LEMON SORBET, LEMON TARTS, LEMON BISCUITS, LEMON PIE, LEMON CUSTARD, LEMON PUDDING, LEMON JAM, LEMON TEA, OR LEMON ICE CUBES. I FEEL LIKE JOHN WITH HIS DAD MAKING CAKE I AM GOING TO BEAT SOMETHING TO DEATH WITH LEMONS. Lemons are my kismesis fucking lol i want lemon...
oz and willow finally met
unvalentine's day sounds like a sweet, sweet... →
my mice are squeaking and it’s so cute i can’t handle it i can’t handle it so much, i’m going to bed happy valentines thank you allll and gognight
octopus-parade started following you all i ve ever wanted
the worst thing about zombieland
is the fact i’m nothing like wichita i’m like columbus i am columbus. all those lists, being totally anal about everything, being 100% virginal (look, i’ve done the nasty, and yet i’m still a fucking awkward prude) and probably most of all trusting everyone i meet despite having a general distrust and animosity towards everyone. fucking zombie movies shedding light on...
"i avoided other people like they were zombies...
columbus is such a hipster zombieland is a great fucking movie and fuck you if you think different fuck you
so i’m passive aggressive so fucking what does it hurt you?! i am of course talking about my flatmates. they did that thing where they stand in the hallway and yell at each other again. i was watching buffy so i turned it right up and they shut up so i guess that works. i feel kinda shitty, but they are so fucking… i don’t know what the word is, but they take up all the room....
spike's entrance omg
such a bamf
OH GOD MISS CALENDAR AND GILES ARE SO CUTE