okay i will answer, to the best of my ability, any question you throw at me for the next half an hour without looking up anything
can be a maths puzzle or a sex question (sexstion?) or something to do with animals (that’s my specialist subject) or video games or anything.
go go go
where can i buy a crown? asking for an egotistical friend.
spoopy spoop and the spoopy bunch
if I ever start rapping, my name will be dj spoopy
JUST FOUND £20 IN MY JACKET POCKET
whoops never mind just missed a bus
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my romantic interests: um. i don’t really have any. orrrr i have a lot. it depends how you define “interest”. there is someone in particular i guess i find myself thinking about a lot but it’s idle fantasies really
my physical ills: i am very prone to tonsillitis. my depression makes me feel very worn down a lot of the time. i have squiffy eyes. that’s pretty much it.
my role model/inspiration: kanye west, because he’s battled depression in the biggest way - he encourages me to never give up, and to believe in myself. beyonce because she’s fierce and sexy and my queen. david attenborough because of his calm demeanour and his endless fascination with nature. andrej pejic because he makes people question their ideas on gender and presentation, he makes straight people everywhere question their sexuality and he does not give a single fuck.