okay i will answer, to the best of my ability, any question you throw at me for the next half an hour without looking up anything

can be a maths puzzle or a sex question (sexstion?) or something to do with animals (that’s my specialist subject) or video games or anything.

any question.

go go go

where can i buy a crown? asking for an egotistical friend.

american spoopball

spoopjan stevens

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spoopy spoop and the spoopy bunch

mr spoopy

if I ever start rapping, my name will be dj spoopy

JUST FOUND £20 IN MY JACKET POCKET

whoops never mind just missed a bus

going to town again
careful leo, people will start to think you have a social life

going to town again

careful leo, people will start to think you have a social life

batblush:

holy junk this is the best thing on the internet. ever

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my romantic interests: um. i don’t really have any. orrrr i have a lot. it depends how you define “interest”. there is someone in particular i guess i find myself thinking about a lot but it’s idle fantasies really

my physical ills: i am very prone to tonsillitis. my depression makes me feel very worn down a lot of the time. i have squiffy eyes. that’s pretty much it.

my role model/inspiration: kanye west, because he’s battled depression in the biggest way - he encourages me to never give up, and to believe in myself. beyonce because she’s fierce and sexy and my queen. david attenborough because of his calm demeanour and his endless fascination with nature. andrej pejic because he makes people question their ideas on gender and presentation, he makes straight people everywhere question their sexuality and he does not give a single fuck.

killyourinspiration:

Lip Service, TUSH Magazine

Photographer: Armin Morbach

Model: Johnny Harrington

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